Wednesday, June 6, 2018

I'm going to see if this blog lasts this long

this is five years from the start date. If you're reading this, it means I haven't cancelled this blog. Whether or not comics are still being posted, well, since i scheduled this post in 2013, I don't know.


as of the 2015 edit, things are looking up. In 2013, I assumed that I'd have forgotten this comic entirely and given up on it, but there are still comics.

I got my drawing tablet back, which has thrown updates back into regularity. I'm going to college soon! That's pretty neat.

as it turns out, going to college soon means that I don't have as much time to write the comic. Updates exist periodically, though.

I got me some real buttons now but still have no fans, as of 2016.

As of 2017 the comic is derelict. Please help me I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory

nevermind i got out

Thursday, March 16, 2017

On the fungibility of Tom Cruise

Fungibility is the concept that an object can be replaced with an object of the same function and serve the same purpose. For example, corn chips are fungible because if you lose your bag of corn chips and someone gives you a new one, you don't miss the old ones; similarly, items of sentimental value, or one-of-a-kind works are not fungible - if your mother handcrafted you a snowglobe it is both unique and has sentimental value, and if someone gave you a new snowglobe, it just wouldn't be the same.

The sad thing about fungibility is that while most people wouldn't consider other humans to be fungible commodities, most of the time, on accounting books, they are treated this way. A person who can do a task that any other person can do is considered fungible by the company, because if they were otherwise indisposed, anyone else could fill in without altering the workflow. As a counterpoint to this, most actors would not be considered fungible, because if they die halfway through filming the movie, you can't just change lead roles... BUT, they can be considered fungible when they are not currently filming and are merely prospective employees; for example, why pick Tom Cruise over Christian Bale, or Ben Afleck? It doesn't matter if one of them becomes unavailable because they can all play similar parts.

To illustrate my point, here's a handy chart:

Yes, all that nonsense was just to make a bad joke about a movie too old to talk about.