#204 "Skeleton's Guide to Dating: The Giraffe Spleen that Keeps on Giving"

#203 "Skeleton's Guide to Dating: Venue Schmenue"

#202 "Skeleton's Guide to Dating: Intro"

#201 "Horseshoes and Hand Grenades"

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REGULAR SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING WILL RESUME SHORTLY

On the fungibility of Tom Cruise

Fungibility is the concept that an object can be replaced with an object of the same function and serve the same purpose. For example, corn chips are fungible because if you lose your bag of corn chips and someone gives you a new one, you don't miss the old ones; similarly, items of sentimental value, or one-of-a-kind works are not fungible - if your mother handcrafted you a snowglobe it is both unique and has sentimental value, and if someone gave you a new snowglobe, it just wouldn't be the same.

The sad thing about fungibility is that while most people wouldn't consider other humans to be fungible commodities, most of the time, on accounting books, they are treated this way. A person who can do a task that any other person can do is considered fungible by the company, because if they were otherwise indisposed, anyone else could fill in without altering the workflow. As a counterpoint to this, most actors would not be considered fungible, because if they die halfway through filming the movie, you can't just change lead roles... BUT, they can be considered fungible when they are not currently filming and are merely prospective employees; for example, why pick Tom Cruise over Christian Bale, or Ben Afleck? It doesn't matter if one of them becomes unavailable because they can all play similar parts.

To illustrate my point, here's a handy chart:

Yes, all that nonsense was just to make a bad joke about a movie too old to talk about.

#200 "Margerinal Analysis"

#199 "Pineapples"